That’s right! Act now and you can be the envy of everyone who rides in your group.
The WonderShift ™ is available now, in pre-release.
What the reviewers say: as “Left me speechless,” and “Too good for my bike.” And “This is likely to be banned by UCI.” And “The device is surprisingly quiet, but my dog doesn’t like it, and barks furiously when it’s turned on.”
What is the WonderShift™ ? It’s a revolutionary (really) new bicycle transmission. It’s all carbon fiber, chainless, 36 speed, fully automatic, driveline. The transmission is powered by a combination of space-age fuel cells and a small solar panel array. The transmission fluid doesn’t leak much, and red is a good color for rear wheels anyway.
WonderShift™ can be retrofitted to existing bicycles. The retrofit requires the installation of a WonderShift-compatible 600F rear wheel and tire, and some slight modifications to the frame. Instructions are provided, but in short, you will need a hacksaw, a small torch, a grinder, pliers, a ball peen hammer, and a bit of patience. With these simple tools, a complete amature can successfully install the WonderShift™ in a bit less than a week.
The benefits: No more worrying about selecting the “right” gear. Let WonderShift™ do the worrying for you. You are guaranteed to be in a gear, and with the 6 X 6 =36 gear combinations, it’s very likely that it will be the absolutely correct gear for something. Best of all, WonderShift™ itself weighs next to nothing!
Specifications:
6 X 6 = 36 transmission unit: w = 0.25M, h = 0.17M, l = 0.42M weight (dry) = 985gram. Weight (wet) 2.2 kg
Solar panel: w = 0.5 M, h = 0.025 M, l = 0.75M weight = 355gram
Fuel cell: w = 0.10M, h = 0.20M, l = 0.25M weight = 1.17 Kg.
Price: $2,399.99
Act now! For a limited introductory time period only, purchase a WonderShift™ kit and receive, absolutely free! A pair of WonderPants™, the world’s only, bicycle-specific, power-assisted underwear! Put some real power in your shorts with WonderPants™!
(Note: WonderPants™ requires a 480 Amp Hour, sealed, gel-cell battery back, sold separately.)
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